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What Doesn't Suck in South Beach?

by Pavia Rosati
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Peeking out onto Soho Beach House.

Dear Popupla: My wife and I are getting away for ONE blissful night alone without the kids and want a hotel in South Beach that's nice, chic, fun, and doesn't suck. Does such a place exist?

Now be nice: When it's miserable in Philadelphia, it's always sunny in South Beach. That said, quality can be tough to come by along Collins Avenue and Ocean Drive, where they prize tininess of bikini over speediness of room service.

But your mythic hotel does exist. My tough, discriminating, trustworthy friends recently came back raving about on Ocean, so that would be my first choice. is a bastion of charm and good service in a usually charmless and serviceless town. (Yes, the Soho House, unlikely as it may seem.)

I've stayed at , which is clubby and cool and a bit of a scene. It's located on the bay side, a loooong walk or taxi ride away from everything. That said, I spent a day lounging at the pool club and had a great time. Love nest it up! I like  — it's surprisingly elegant for South Beach — but the Kelly Wearstler hotel look, so influential a decade ago, feels a little dated. I'm absolutely crazy about . It's right on the beach and is such a self-contained space with so many cozy nooks that you feel like you've tumbled into a city within Miami. If I'm not staying there, I like to go at night and just lounge in a cabana. Very romantic. As for , yeah, it's a Zen oasis, but it's stupidly expensive.

has the best pool and a dreamy breakfast deck. And no one decorates a hotel like André Balazs, but it's not very private. Speaking of André, there's also , a chic spa/hotel on an island in the bay (read: remote). Still farther north of South Beach is — impressive, but also a little too big and a little too Vegas.

You'll need to eat, so have dinner at . It's across the bay, but everyone goes apeshit over it, and it kills me that I've never been. For brunch, nothing beats a table on the balcony at  at Fontainebleau. My pal Lee Schrager, the impresario behind the South Beach and NYC Wine and Food Festivals, eats better than anyone, and right now he loves at the W, , and for Indian. You'll love the hotel, but you will need to leave it.


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Most links through Mr and Mrs Smith and Tablet Hotels.

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