A metaphor for your 30s. Photo courtesy of Avalon Palm Springs.
There's no going back (to your twenties). Might as well go out with a bang.
This birthday has probably been on your mind for years, but you're finally (really) approaching thirty. Congratulations. Whether you're just getting your act together or living the lifestyle magazine dream, you've made it through your tumultuous twenties and deserve to celebrate the dawning of a new decade with an exciting adventure.
Gameplan: Rent a fleet of mobile homes from , a service that rents decked-out trailers attached to tow vehicles from Los Angeles, Las Vegas, and Bozeman, Montana. Pack party supplies — you know what we're talking about — and weekend in . Celebrate life's journey with jam sessions, group hikes, and tripped-out stargazing.
Where: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Gameplan: Book , a fifteen-story piece of harbor machinery outfitted with three uniquely designed two-person suites stacked atop each other. There's a separate party space, rooftop jacuzzi, bungee jumping, and munchies within walking distance.
Where: Bali, Indonesia
Gameplan: isn't your ordinary five-star resort. The hotel, which was predominantly built by local artisans, has an award-winning mixologist on staff, a multi-brand fashion boutique, a sustainable gallery, and an entirely raw foods restaurant. And the world famous and its al-fresco Indonesian restaurant are right next door.
Where: Hill Country, Texas
Gameplan: Imagine yourself and all your favorite people gently floating down a river drinking the day away. That's the experience on the Guadalupe. has cooler tubes that keep you and your beer bucket afloat. has cabins for rent on the river. And your surroundings have some of the best barbecue in the country.
Where: Mount Etna, Sicily
Gameplan: Book , an ecoconscious, wildly designed villa built into the foothills of Mount Etna, and . Your off-piste itinerary reads like an Italian romance novel: tour the famous temples of Agrigento, make your way through the Michelin-starred food scene in Ragusa, and drink away the afternoon in Catania.
Gameplan: You and your friends are on a boat in the Peruvian Amazon with . You're making pisco sours on the rooftop lounge after a long day spotting pink dolphins and sloths. Next is a gourmet dinner. Tomorrow you'll fish for piranhas. Welcome to your 30s.
Where: Palm Springs, California
Gameplan: Rent an affordable Airbnb like this seriously sick , which has a pool and sleeps ten and is close to bars and restaurants like farm-to-table . Then spend your savings with abandon. has a new fiesta-themed restaurant with happy hour, and their spa conducts moon rituals and oil workshops. The Amigo Room at is where you dance the night away.
Gameplan: From atmospherically chill to absurdly rambunctious, there's a party for everyone in Berlin. Go day-drinking at , an outdoor beer garden in Tiergarten, the city's version of Central Park. Sip martinis and smoke cigars at the old-world . Dance through the weekend at and catch daybreak at the second-floor Panorama Bar, which is more laid-back than the techno church below. Pass out at the cool but affordable . Find time to eat solid food and drink coffee and watch the hip residents of Neukölln walk by from .
Where: Sydney, Australia
Gameplan: Everything's bigger and bolder in Australia. The foliage is greener, the sharks are scarier, the drinking is heavier, the accents are sexier. Play along in Sydney, where it all comes together. Stay in the coolest hood in the newest hotel — , which has restaurants manned by Momofuku and Noma alumni. Since the locals are some of the friendliest in the world, this is one party you can throw and enjoy by yourself.
Gameplan: You want to kick back with your people, and you want no stress making it happen. Book the beach huts that have opened on the grounds of , the legendary villa where Ian Flemming penned all fourteen James Bond novels, and do as the Jamaicans do. You'll wish the rest of your 30s were this chill.